Fantasy Football – Week 22

Following the Christmas break there’s been a lot of movement in the table, and the top eight teams have all broken the 1000 point barrier. Yes folks, wipe the holiday sleep from your eyes, it’s time for football again.

Just because the Webmonkeys were taking a break to celebrate the birth of their lord, Humprey Bogart, on the 25th of December, it doesn’t mean that football did.

Manchester United are now 6 points clear at the top of the premiership (grumble grumble) and Chelsea are a bunch of overpaid gits, not having won in three games. Obviously, all the goings on have affected the table, and there’s been a lot of movement.

Yes, yes Ace999 are still top of table with 1156 points. Premiership tradition states that whoever is top of the table after the break wins the league, but the Webmonkeys don’t like tradition as was proven at the office Christmas party when Webmonkey #3 snorted sambuca through his nose rather than drink it like a normal person.

Highest climber this week was Kerry Stone, with Mainline Kerrys, leaping 17 spots from 31st to 14th. Well done Kerry, obviously you didn’t spend the holiday either sleeping or drunk (or both) like the rest of us.

Furthest faller this week was Phil Lancake and his team Phones 4 United, dropping 13 places to 27th. From what we understand he did get a lovely pair of socks for Christmas which more than makes up for it.

Highest scorer this week was Andrew Boden with Mainline Whizzers, scoring a massive 64 points. Good job Andrew, it’s finally pushed you from 30th place where you’ve been sitting for the last four weeks, all the way to… 26th.

Lowest scorer this week was Chris Jones and his team Header. 24 points will not get you far in this world, well no more than two spots anyway. Let’s hope you made a new year’s resolution… to do better.

Hope you all enjoyed the break, but ho-hum, back to work.

The table as it stands:

 
# Team Manager Gameweek Total
1 ace999 – chatterbox Nishil Patel 55 1156
2 The Tickled Rats FC zac wharton 62 1029
3 Leeds Utd chris h 40 1019
4 Stretford Enders Dan Mellett 46 1016
5 Ballbenders United Jamie Bryant 42 1015
6 Beefy’s Boys Steve Gray 34 1012
7 MBmagazine.co.uk Web Development Team 38 1004
8 Back2Back Champs FC Paul Llewellyn 54 1003
9 Forest Fire Mainline Lee Dunstan 58 997
10 And the winner is… Stuart Connellan 37 988
11 Cambell’s Kids chris pearson 42 981
12 AFC Gilmour Mike Gilmour 39 981
13 Beerpigs Thornetv 11 Glynn Hemingway 52 980
14 mainlines kerrys kerry stone 40 965
15 MobileB Masters Don Macinnes 45 964
16 good mornin mainline Jamie Coxall 63 963
17 mainline rams return Nathan Wayne 28 961
18 sprintspurs paul leonard 31 960
19 Real Dextra Paddy Brennan 56 958
20 Webb Ellis Triers David Louis 51 953
21 The Girlie Show Sara Cox 39 950
22 Team sheep – Anglia nick bendall 40 946
23 SportingOrangeToupee Adrian Henderson 35 945
24 OU Conference Champs Tom Popple 41 940
25 Athletico Danny Danny Lack 41 939
26 Mainline Whizzers Andrew Boden 64 937
27 Phones 4 United Phil Lancake 40 937
28 orange u glad im bum alison burke 59 931
29 Orangetina Stephen Middleton 32 930
30 nemesis reserves steve simpson 35 924
31 alfies HS reds dave wegoda 26 919
32 Nemesis Chancers Terry Venables 37 915
33 irish facial michael white 54 913
34 Orange Balls FC Daryl Dodds 51 912
35 Gamst Left Boot Greg Wallace 56 894
36 mekschlong emeka njodi 29 888
37 ColumbusTelecom Jason George 34 883
38 If only JEN MONAGHAN 32 855
39 Mainline Owl DAVID GARB 32 853
40 Classie Nemesis Tony Adams 39 845
41 Header Chris Jones 24 845
42 MCC Matthew Brewster 31 830
43 Eximedia Exocets Geoff Coe 29 827
44 mainline munchies toni proverbs 41 819
45 goodfellas troy clements 24 789
46 MB Print Sales Print Sales 49 780
47 Never Blue Teresa Warwick 26 752
48 Felching Flouncers Ben Taylor 39 750
49 The Fatdads Julien Cozens 23 708
50 Clockwork Orange Yvonne Culshaw 58 681
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